Handy Guide to whether you are a progressive.

Are you white, were you educated at Oxford or Cambridge, do you have a penis? If the answer is no to any of these questions, your view that you should be represented in a democracy is ‘identity politics’ and a mere distraction to the business of being a progressive. If you answered yes to all these questions, you may adopt the term progressive and fight for those who wish to disrupt the serious business of being a progressive with silly old identity politics.