I am considering becoming a dominatrix in Westminster. I hear there is a demand for it. They are beating shit out of the country’s women. They are paying women to beat the shit out of them at the same time.

A friend suggested phone dominatrix. You can’t batter someone with a great big stick down the phone though.

I think this country might be suffering the effects of a culture wide deliberate creation of attachment disorders. If they stayed at home with their mothers at 6 instead of heading off to boarding school, I’m sure politics would be a nicer place.

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