Budgets are really long, and now we have seen the budgie brains behind the suits, I have an idea to save time and money.

Just do a list of which companies are going to benefit, and leave out the drivel. We just unpick it anyway. Just list which departments are to be marketised, and a list of companies. This year Serco get….Circle Health get…. you can all check your portfolios using apps and we get to save ages of listening to you lot?

BBC saves money, austerity winner…

PS I didn’t really have this idea, Kate Belgrave did.