Someone senior at the corporate sponsorship event with Lisa Simpson giving a blow job as a logo, is upset at people’s greed. Apparently the poor mugs who carried giant lighters for free to contribute to this spectacle, are selling them. Instead of putting a three foot long lighter on their wall, and being grateful they were able to contribute to the promotion of the world’s biggest companies for the sheer love of corporate hospitality, they are selling their torches on ebay. Torches bought for £199 are still going for thousands of pounds.  Good luck to them. Some money going into the real economy from the Olympics might even be nice for a change.

Someone tell him to shut the fuck up and take a look at the spectacle he oversees before lecturing.