I took a bit of a break, and joined in the hilarity about the panic buying of petrol. Made several jokes about it. Then found out the government ACTUALLY advised people to stockpile a flammable liquid. They aren’t that bright are they?
The problem with conspiracy theories is they grossly underestimate the stupidity privileged blindness can result in. I am informed the last utterance of the phrasse ‘stored in jerry gans’ was Upstairs Downstairs on Sunday night. I shall watch to make sure.