Tory Cruddas found flogging meetings with PM.  If the BBC were forced to cover it, then it must be bad. But then anyone who has lived in this country for the past few decades knows democracy has been on sale for ages. What’s on offer now is the bargain bin dregs.  The closing down sale.

On the subject- this is a twitter feed worth following. Systematic breakdown of members interest.  Cabs for hire.

For £250k I want Cameron to attend the meeting wearing a gimp mask, with Clegg on a lead. I reckon for £10million we could have the entire cabinet table dancing, and eat sushi off Andrew Lansley’s naked torso. Whip round?