I get the Queen needs a special barge, and it needs to be the most maginificent vessel in the flotilla and all that, but we are all in it together. 


I don’t know if she has considered doing up an old one, but there are quite a few for sale. This one is for sale: http://houseboats.apolloduck.co.uk/feature.phtml?id=229494 A quick trip to the fabric stall on the market, few pots gold paint, she really won’t know the difference. Resurrect the Changing Rooms team, we can do ‘make do and mend’ 21st century style. #allinthistogether