The Tweenies Live

I intended to write a scathing blog post about ‘The Tweenies Live’. It was going to talk about how I was fleeced by the heavily pushed, overpriced merchandise. IT may have touched on the irritating way they have changed the songs(Miss Polly had a …

A thought…

If my blog entrys take about 10 minutes a piece, how long do you think Amanda Platell takes? I suppose, no research, no thought…should be a doddle. I totally want her job. NOt as much as I wish I was a lesbian, disabled, an immigrant, as well as…

Amanda Platell and the Daily Mail Strike again!

Where to start with Amanda Platell? We could go into the realm of personal insults, but I am better than she. We have another of her ‘contributions’ to journalism, on the Daily Mail website today. She is worried about a ‘boom in childbirth rates a…

The last gig you went to.

If someone asks me tomorrow, what the last gig I went to was(a very good question, the answer to which says a great deal about who a person is)- I will have to answer- The Tweenies Live. Is there any chance they will be selling tranquilisers to pa…

The Buki Akib Conspiracy!!

Further to our post about the sexual dynamics in Balamory, the following important campaign has come to our attention. While I had previously viewed Josie Jumps replacement as sinister- I know there is more to it. We must act.

The sexual dynamics of Balamory.

As with any microcosm of society, Balamory is a hotbed of sexual tensions, but as I sit here and watch Josie Jump tell Archie to ‘relax’ and ‘go with the flow’-while engineering a pillow fight, which is clearly an attempt to tempt him into physica…

Fun size chocolate bars.

Fun size chocolate bars are not fun. They are small. And unlike midgets, who by virtue of their littleness become amusing(and dont start waffling about political correctness- midgets are funny)- fun size chocolate bars are not amusing. They are ju…

The return to work and my new hat.

The good news first. I found an exact copy of my lucky festival hat(lost this summer-after 4 years of loyal service-we miss you little black felt hat) on the fleamarket, at 8am. This was initially no consolation, but since walking round all day, l…